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Blue Q B*tch I am Relaxed Women's Crew Socks
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
$12.99
$14.99
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Blue Q Please Don't Fuck with My Shit Zipper Pouch
If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then... I give up!Â
$8.99
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Blue Q No Bad Joke Like a Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks
You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes.
$14.99
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Blue Q Cooking Makes Me So Thirsty Apron
Listen, preparing a meal is not unlike running a marathon.
$19.99
$14.99
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Blue Q Love This Town Sneaker Socks
My town is the very best town, it's the very best town you'll see!
$14.99
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Blue Q Dick Jokes Gum
Did you hear about that corrupt leader name Richard Potato? Most call him a Dick Tater. BAM!
$1.99
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Blue Q No Sh*t Sherlock Lavatory Mist
Two quick mists erase evidence of any offense - no matter how foul.
$12.99
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Blue Q F*ck Me Like the Government Gum
I won't judge your turn-ons if you don't judge mine, k?
$1.99
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Blue Q Cute Lil Mushroom Zipper Pouch
You're beautiful, and also cute as a button. A button mushroom, that is. And that's really cute.
$8.99
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Blue Q My Tummy Hurts Woven Dishtowel
No matter how many times I tell myself not to overeat...
$14.99
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Blue Q This Meeting is Bullsh*t Men's Socks
The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks.
$14.99
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Blue Q Whiskey Socks Men's Crew Socks
Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already?
$14.99
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Blue Q Ringmaster Men's Crew Socks
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops.
$14.99
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Blue Q I Don't Like Anyone in the Morning Dishtowel
Oh, sorry, what I meant was that I don't like anybody ELSE in the morning.
$12.99
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Blue Q Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
For those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.
$1.99
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Blue Q Titanic Lavatory Mist
Sort of like having 500 or more lifeboats available, whenever you need them.
$14.99
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Blue Q F*cking Flower Magnolia Hand Cream
Sweet blush magnolia is rounded out by warm vanilla and sensual sandalwood.
$12.00
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Blue Q Proud Plant Mom Shopper
Aren't my plants great? So tall, so smart, so strong, so low-maintenance.
$12.99