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Blue Q Poop in my Hand Hand Sanitizer
I've never loved anything enough to carry around its poop in my hands.
$7.00
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Blue Q I Like Long Romantic Walks to the Fridge Dishtowel
I just knew, when we first met, that I'd found my forever.
$12.00
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Blue Q Inside Sucks Men's Crew Socks
These socks are better than most, but they're still gonna stink after a couple of days in the wild.
$13.00
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Blue Q Tree Of Life Shopper
Roots deep and branches high, this bag's one hell of a companion.
$12.99
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Blue Q Fight Like A Girl Zipper Pouch
Sometimes you put up your dukes, sometimes you put down your foot...
$8.00
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Blue Q Here Kitty Zipper Pouch
If you were the type to write love letters to your cat, you could fit a lot of them in this Zipper Pouch.
$8.00
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Blue Q Sew It Zipper Pouch
Use this Zipper Pouch for measuring tape, pins and/or needles, bobbins, or just to let people know that you are one crafty mo-fo.
$8.00
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Blue Q I'm Complicated Zipper Pouch
People of the 21st century: Now is the time when we reclaim the meaning of the word "complicated."
$8.00
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Blue Q Hellraiser Zipper Pouch
She's not running away from home. She's heading out for a day of complete world domination.
$8.00
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Blue Q I Live Beyond My Means Coin Purse
Honestly, nobody could really live within my means. Least of all me.
$5.00
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Blue Q Ch-Ch-Change Coin Purse
TURN AND FACE THE CHANGE. (Ch-Ch-Change Purse.) Don't want to be a richer man.
$5.00
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Blue Q Change Is Good People Coin Purse
Change is good... unless we're talking about nachos. Nachos are perfect just the way they are.
$5.00
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Blue Q This Senior Discount is Sweet Coin Purse
You know, some people complain about getting older, but personally, I think it's pretty alright.
$5.00
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Blue Q Rakin' it in Coin Purse
This little girl is cute and all, but I really think she should go grab a leaf blower.
$5.00
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Blue Q Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist
Look what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule!
$12.00