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Blue Q Horny For Food Oven Mitt
Find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks.
$16.99
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Blue Q Heading to My Next Mistake Women's Crew Socks
You know when I was growing up, they said I had no direction.
$12.99
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Blue Q I Love An Easy Challenge Women's Crew Socks
I never met an easy challenge I didn't consider tackling, right after my nap and a snack.
$14.99
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Blue Q F*cking Flower Magnolia Hand Cream
Sweet blush magnolia is rounded out by warm vanilla and sensual sandalwood.
$12.00
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Blue Q F*cking Flower Cotton Hand Cream
Clean and refreshing, scented with cotton flower, citrus, and cedar.
$12.00
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Blue Q F*cking Flower Peony Hand Cream
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing.
$12.00
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Blue Q F*cking Flower Jasmine Hand Cream
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing.
$12.00
$11.99
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Blue Q Kind of A Legend Pencil Case
You're kind of a legend. NO, you're kind of a legend. No, YOU'RE kind of a legend. Ok, let's agree to disagree.
$7.99
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Blue Q Vice President of My Heart Shopper
Made from 95% post-consumer material, featuring hand and shoulder straps, plus an interior pocket for your cell phone and keys.
$12.99
$12.99
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Blue Q Packin' Snacks Handy Tote
I'll give you three crispy apples for your one Fruit Roll-up. C'mon, how are you going to turn that down? What a deal!
$11.99
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Blue Q Six & A Half Birds Pencil Case
If you think that "Six & A Half Birds" is the dumbest name for a pencil case ever, you'd be right.
$7.99
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Blue Q Dad Jokes Gum
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. HA!
$1.99
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Blue Q Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
For those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.
$1.99
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Blue Q Happy Gum
Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something.
$1.99
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Blue Q We've Got A Shituation Lavatory Mist
I know you're tough and brave, but after an event like that, it might help to talk to someone. You know, get a little help?
$14.99