
Blue Q
Blue Q What A Guy Men's Crew Socks
Not going to say what kind of guy exactly, but what a guy, what a guy!
$14.99

Blue Q
Blue Q Probaby a Genius Pencil Case
You definitely are probably a genius. I mean, technically speaking. You're at least way above average, anyway.
$7.99

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Blue Q Best Concert Ever Pencil Case
I'm not going to say that my best concert ever was a Dave Matthews Band concert, but I'm not NOT going to say that either.
$7.99

Blue Q
Blue Q You're Beautiful Zipper Pouch
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Please don't ever, ever, ever.
$8.99

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Blue Q Existential Kitty Catnip Toy
What is the meaning of catnip? Is catnip a luxury? Or should it be a right?
$8.99

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Blue Q Magic Carpet Ride Catnip Toy
Close your eyes, kitty. Look inside, kitty. Let the nip take you away.
$8.99

Blue Q
Blue Q Yeah, I'm Old Gum
When you get to be this old, you've earned the right to lose the filter.
$1.99

Blue Q
Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Gum
You may be tempted to share this gum with your cat. Resist that temptation, please.
$1.99

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Pocket Notebook Music
Pages of staves – because it all starts with one note!
$5.00

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Pocket Notebook Comic Book
Whether you're a writer/artist or collaborating with a talented friend, here is the perfect portable, tradable notebook for drawing superheroes or drafting scenes for your ground-breaking autobiographical graphic novel.
$5.00

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python Play Set
Turn your fridge into a pet shop or a subtitled French film (cabbage included) or even the next episode of The Bishop – before it’s too late.
$15.95

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Dinosaur Mug
Thanks to this clever Disappearing Dino Mug, you can watch eons pass before your eyes over a cup of coffee.
$17.95

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury
This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!
$16.95

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle John Lennon
Show your devotion to John Lennon, the patron saint of peace, chance, and missed reunions, with this colorful votive!
$16.95