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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python Play Set
Turn your fridge into a pet shop or a subtitled French film (cabbage included) or even the next episode of The Bishop – before it’s too late.
$15.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Presidential Pets Mug
Speak softly and carry a big stick…so we can play “Fetch”!
$17.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Constellation Mug
Pour a hot beverage and 11 constellations emerge before your eyes.
$17.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Dinosaur Mug
Thanks to this clever Disappearing Dino Mug, you can watch eons pass before your eyes over a cup of coffee.
$17.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Star Trek Transporter Mug
Beam me up Scottie!
$17.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Harriet Tubman
Show your devotion to Secular Saint Harriet – patron of leaders, navigators, and the vigilant – with this colorful votive!
$16.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury
This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!
$16.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle John Lennon
Show your devotion to John Lennon, the patron saint of peace, chance, and missed reunions, with this colorful votive!
$16.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle James Baldwin
Carry our history with this beautiful Secular Saints candle honoring James Baldwin, patron saint of poets, uncles, and exiles.
$16.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Einstein
Show your devotion to Albert Einstein, the patron saint of relativity, black holes, and time travel, with this colorful votive. It's mysterious!
$16.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Billie Holiday
Show your devotion to St. Billie, the patron saint of torch singers, with this beautiful votive.
$16.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Vonnegut
Show your devotion to Kurt Vonnegut, the patron saint of humanity, misanthropes, and the fantastic, with this colorful votive!
$16.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Empower Mints
You can do it, ladies! And for those times you think you can't, Empowermints has got your back.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Tesla's Experi Mints
You’ll have the minty fresh breath of a genius.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Dilithium Crystal Mint - Star Trek
These genuine pink peppermint Dilithium Crystals keep your breath fusion-fresh.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Mints
Those who have a better natural taste will like Jane Austen’s Pride and Peppermints best.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearmints
How is thy breath?
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Star Trek Tribble Kibble Mints
The invigorating little mints in a snap-shut tin that keeps freshness in, tribbles out... and you know how important that is!
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild 19th Amendmints
These mints for the palate salute when women won the ballot. Keep your free speech fresh!
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Raptor After Dinner Mints
Raptor After-Dinner Mints are a delightful little dinosaur pick-me-up with more impact than an asteroid.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Enlighten Mints
Just pop one or two in your mouth, close your eyes, and let the minty taste transport you to an inner kingdom of peace, knowledge, and tranquility.
$3.95
House of Marbles
House of Marbles Paper Rainbow Sabre
Give it a flick and watch this colorful Paper Rainbow Sabre shoot out and spring back!
$2.25
House of Marbles
House of Marbles Junior Adventurer's Magnifying Glass
Discover a miniature world of wonder with this educational discovery toy which will teach the art of inspection.
$4.25
House of Marbles
House of Marbles Kal-Owl-Doscopes
Assorted Owl-themed mini kaleidoscopes with a lens that splits images into lots of tiny multiples.
$3.00