Blue Q
Blue Q Yeah, I'm Old Gum
When you get to be this old, you've earned the right to lose the filter.
$1.99
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Gum
You may be tempted to share this gum with your cat. Resist that temptation, please.
$1.99
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Tesla's Experi Mints
You’ll have the minty fresh breath of a genius.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Dilithium Crystal Mint - Star Trek
These genuine pink peppermint Dilithium Crystals keep your breath fusion-fresh.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Mints
Those who have a better natural taste will like Jane Austen’s Pride and Peppermints best.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearmints
How is thy breath?
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Star Trek Tribble Kibble Mints
The invigorating little mints in a snap-shut tin that keeps freshness in, tribbles out... and you know how important that is!
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild 19th Amendmints
These mints for the palate salute when women won the ballot. Keep your free speech fresh!
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Raptor After Dinner Mints
Raptor After-Dinner Mints are a delightful little dinosaur pick-me-up with more impact than an asteroid.
$3.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Enlighten Mints
Just pop one or two in your mouth, close your eyes, and let the minty taste transport you to an inner kingdom of peace, knowledge, and tranquility.
$3.95
Blue Q
Blue Q Dad Jokes Gum
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. HA!
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
For those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Happy Gum
Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something.
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Dick Jokes Gum
Did you hear about that corrupt leader name Richard Potato? Most call him a Dick Tater. BAM!
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q F*ck Me Like the Government Gum
I won't judge your turn-ons if you don't judge mine, k?
$1.99