Blue Q
Blue Q Dad Jokes Gum
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. HA!
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
For those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Happy Gum
Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something.
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Superpower Gum
Chew one after breakfast for an extra boost. Chew eight after lunch for world domination.
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Dick Jokes Gum
Did you hear about that corrupt leader name Richard Potato? Most call him a Dick Tater. BAM!
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Karma is a Lazy B*tch Gum
If anyone knows about karma, it's an owl. It's true - I read it on the internet.
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q I'm So High Gum
I heard that it's super easy to get a medical marijuana prescription when you're a sloth.
$1.99
Blue Q
Blue Q Intentional B*tch Face Gum
Some folks don't want to take credit for their bitch face, but I'm not one of those folks.
$1.99
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Blue Q Sensitive Gums Gum
If your gums are always second-guessing themselves, this is the gum for them!
$1.99
