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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Vonnegut

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Show your devotion to Kurt Vonnegut, the patron saint of humanity, misanthropes, and the fantastic, with this colorful votive!

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Show your devotion to Kurt Vonnegut, the patron saint of humanity, misanthropes, and the fantastic, with this colorful votive! This candle will add a little warmth to your life – not to mention just enough light to read the sacred calypsos of Bokononism. This good-looking Kurt Vonnegut candle will make your own dark comedy just a little bit less dark.

Secular Saints candles are dedicated to cultural icons you can believe in. The front of each candle features the saint’s image. The back of the candle shows their patronage, saint’s day, and a unique prayer to inspire and enlighten.

UPG’s Secular Saints votives are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).

8” tall, 2” diameter. Unscented.

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